running with scissors


i think i've gone crazy, but all the best people are. i like funny people and pictures and movies and i just realized how much space is here....

Ask me anything

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funandflirtynog:

SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING

fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

Previoulsy: 1 - 2

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pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

pleatedjeans:

Never skip leg day. [x]

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madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

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msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

image

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poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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